arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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(via firefoxed)

666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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(Source: tuhree, via nickiminajvevo)

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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(via pizza)

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.